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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 September 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About colhyena : I'm a tattoo artist and graduated college with a BFA in printmaking.
I love animals but I also love taxidermy.

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