Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

cole86

Search for a member

cole86

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1672
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

cole86's page activity

Visits<b>hayleyy_silver</b> - 21 hours ago<b>chobits743</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 3:04pm<b>keifman7</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 10:44pm<b>Brandi_Faith</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 3:52am<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 9:33am<b>RipperOBongs</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 9:04am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 11:45am<b>umidontrember</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 11:40am<b>iSnipeFatPeople</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 12:44pm<b>Credibleskills</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 2:41pm<b>prkoenig</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 12:11am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 10:08pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 7:10pm<b>That_One_Guy1616</b> - the 11/03/2013 at 2:55pm<b>spoons_are_cool</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 6:43am<b>girlrome</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 11:47pm<b>MyMilkChairs</b> - the 08/31/2013 at 7:54pm<b>shorty6823</b> - the 07/23/2013 at 8:27am

cole86's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

cole86's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19915) - you deserved it (43694)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18181) - you deserved it (82752)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (2556)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

#14331455
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (2937)

On 12/25/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19927) - you deserved it (37608)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62980) - you deserved it (8994)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62980) - you deserved it (8994)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41365) - you deserved it (23251)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
875 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58665) - you deserved it (623921)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
996 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70899) - you deserved it (736505)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: