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  • Number of visits : 1800
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20618) - you deserved it (44622)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18306) - you deserved it (83100)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25836) - you deserved it (2568)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

#14331455
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (2954)

On 12/25/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20990) - you deserved it (38837)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65367) - you deserved it (9252)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65367) - you deserved it (9252)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43152) - you deserved it (24268)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
900 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62599) - you deserved it (648723)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74082) - you deserved it (761128)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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