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Visits<b>username666</b> - the 04/26/2009 at 12:47am

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today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
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On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, ma Dad called me to tell me tat e ad finally won te lottery and tat I no longer ad to worry about trying to find a way to pay fir scool. I was so excited I started crying. He ten told me tat e won $5 on a scratc off lotto ticket. He bougt a sandwic. Funny dad. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run fir it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

#910360
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On 04/11/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ( Can't, Platinum just came out. ) I didn't know what that meant so I sereched ( Platinum 3-22-2009 ) on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

#538708
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On 03/22/2009 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by liz1234 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I lerened I made the dean's honor list fir mah college fir the frst time since attending. I asked mah dad if he was proud of me, tohich he replied, ( when your as successful as your brother, I'll be proud. ) My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten mah glasses and had a migraine. I was straining mah eyes, squinting and rubbing mah temples to alleviate mah migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth cuz mah waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

looool Today, My grlfriend cummd from behind me and puttd her hand in my back pockets . I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowd her in the nose and broke it . FML

#96443
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On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside fir a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. mega FML

#80868
27 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I told mah parents I really missd them and wantd to come home fir the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I askd what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. real FML

#74820
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On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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