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today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML
Today, ma Dad called me to tell me tat e ad finally won te lottery and tat I no longer ad to worry about trying to find a way to pay fir scool. I was so excited I started crying. He ten told me tat e won $5 on a scratc off lotto ticket. He bougt a sandwic. Funny dad. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run fir it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML
I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ( Can't, Platinum just came out. ) I didn't know what that meant so I sereched ( Platinum 3-22-2009 ) on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I lerened I made the dean's honor list fir mah college fir the frst time since attending. I asked mah dad if he was proud of me, tohich he replied, ( when your as successful as your brother, I'll be proud. ) My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten mah glasses and had a migraine. I was straining mah eyes, squinting and rubbing mah temples to alleviate mah migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth cuz mah waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML
I told mah parents I really missd them and wantd to come home fir the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I askd what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015