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cokebear
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263 (462)

I agree, your life sucks (12161) - you deserved it (149234)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

#2071358 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (38657) - you deserved it (1857)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancée, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancée for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (218283) - you deserved it (8538)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (547)

I agree, your life sucks (15584) - you deserved it (84146)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (14615) - you deserved it (34915)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170863) - you deserved it (52078)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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