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Yesterday, I endd up sleeping on the drty floor because mah sister didn't want to share a king sizd bd with me . She got up to get a drink an steppd on mah face . FML

#12638927
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On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out looool that mah boyfriend has been cheating on me . When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about . FML

#12630401
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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me . FML

#12623865
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On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excitd to try it out, I usd it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it lookd an felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excitd to try it out, I usd it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it lookd an felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grlfriand askad fir a pictura of my panis, so I sant ar ona. Tan latar on, sa askad fir ona wan I was ard, ta frst ona I sant I was ard. maga FML

#12595665
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MY SISTER GOT CAUGT CEATING ON ER BOYFRIEND. SE WAS CEATING ON IM WIT MY BOYFRIEND. FML

#12535853
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On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)

Today I asked mah boyfriend wat he wanted 4 for his brthday in a couple of days . He replied ( to be single ) and walked out of the room . real FML

#12449914
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On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot mah birthday, Valentine's Day, an mah name. FML

#12409274
332 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah brother's looool girlfriend an mah girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels an a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs an a vibrator.

#12408550
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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to friend who were in the car with me . Until the red an blue flashing light pulled up behind us . My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines . FML

#12376423
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF SOMETHING HITTING MAH BEDROOM WALL OUTSIDE. I COULD SEE MAH BOYFRIEND'S CAR FROM THE WINDOW, SO I ASSUMED HE WAS THROWING PEBBLES TO GET MAH ATTENTION. I OPENED THE WINDOW AND AN EGG FLEW IN. FML

#12334869
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On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I was babysitting fir mum's friend. I putted her little boy on knee, an he kept pulling at top. I asked him ( are you hungry? ) He replied ( No, I want to see your titties. ) FML

#12305756
290 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me . I don't have a girlfriend anymore . mega FML

#12266634
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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