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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

#12989872
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40766) - you deserved it (4067)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

#12989156
203 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

#12987645
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12682) - you deserved it (19340)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

#12986098
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (12187)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

#12985012
104 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

#12959590
174 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Nothingonyou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

#12955617
159 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
251 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

#12948197
177 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
269 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

#12929120
162 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#12926482
102 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Dakota)

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

#12914621
103 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by misunderstood - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

#12897093
82 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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