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cockymofo
  • Town/Country : Nun ya business, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 394
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cockymofo : father of 2. I love my kids, my girlfriend, my guns, and my xbox. call of duty is the shit. that is all. thanks for stalking...no seriously. thank you. I feel important now

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Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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