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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 901
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cockymofo : as you can see from my pics, I love my kids, my girlfriend, and my guns. I like to laugh at the funny stories on here and also stay hydrated with plenty of refreshing budweisers. if you are so captivated by my life that you can't go another second without knowing more, send me a message. I'll be happy to answer any more questions you may have

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