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About cmtxbe : I'm a Dutch guy currently living in the Middle East.
Before I used to live in Antwerp and Houston. Football is my life, especially Manchester United

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Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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