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cmchewy
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 9:37pm - love - by niki (woman) - United States (California)



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