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cman85
  • Town/Country : Maplewood, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2406
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77129) - you deserved it (4860)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (58889)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33951) - you deserved it (2945)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by fmlprobot (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14232) - you deserved it (171996)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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