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Puppies, chocolate, FML, DBPB comments, peanut butter, books, Fall, swiss cheese, snakes, fanfiction, and nighttime
Lady antebellum, mushrooms, liver, mushrooms, thursdays, mushrooms, mornings, mushrooms, parents who take iPods away, mushrooms, tuesdays, people who don't believe I'm scared of mushrooms (it's called mycophobia. Look it up.)
May steal your shiny objects. Hide all money and/or tinfoil.

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