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clumsycarolyn
  • Town/Country : Oreo city
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About clumsycarolyn : Well.. What can I say?? I like food.. I do gymnastics,volleyball,track, and basketball. I like to sing.. I have red hair, And that's all there is to it I guess.. Goodbye now, it was nice talking to you

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Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

#21110843
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34613) - you deserved it (3622)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:22am - misc - by onlychild (woman) - United States

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

#20780305
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58235) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by WOW (man) - Kenya

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

#20504494
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6877) - you deserved it (37825)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18191) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

#19617909
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21530) - you deserved it (1853)

On 05/13/2012 at 5:26pm - love - by soso (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (4995)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

#17148663
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26987) - you deserved it (3881)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML

#16538880
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22082) - you deserved it (5401)

On 06/06/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by sherronj - United States (New York)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46155) - you deserved it (4201)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28042) - you deserved it (11471)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML

#13141247
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20010) - you deserved it (12103)

On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21749) - you deserved it (3748)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18937) - you deserved it (5370)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

#7249954
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24996) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

#6933650
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23250) - you deserved it (2098)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:04am - love - by HeSucks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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