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Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37431) - you deserved it (2536)

On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53344) - you deserved it (2787)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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