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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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yesterday my dad askd me when I was going to start looking 4 a job !! Jokingly, I told him next year !! He got pissd, startd to yell, then realizd Tuesday is New Year's Day an groundd me 4 "bieng a dumbass." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28113) - you deserved it (8350)

On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffd, accusd me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him 4 a fool again, I'd be looking 4 a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27532) - you deserved it (2103)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , ma boss grabbed ma arm , raised it above ma ead , closed ma oter and into a fist , an pused it into is armpit. After staring at me fir several seconds , e winked an left witout saying a word. Tis isn't te weirdest ting e's done , an I'm actually starting to fear fir ma safety. FML

#19846175
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26754) - you deserved it (2156)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from bieng a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
172 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

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121 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

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288 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51071) - you deserved it (6015)

On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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