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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

#20432925
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (8265)

On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25787) - you deserved it (1965)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

#19846175
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26479) - you deserved it (2142)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (3015)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32552) - you deserved it (2208)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35930) - you deserved it (4342)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33626) - you deserved it (3604)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49109) - you deserved it (8010)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

#2816506
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50108) - you deserved it (5916)

On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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