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clokwrkpig
  • Town/Country : Wellington, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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