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cloboandamando
  • Town/Country : US
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  • Number of visits : 16
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cloboandamando : well you see me and my best friend manda thought it would be silly to make oursleves an account...we love this website......fml=life

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Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
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I agree, your life sucks (41278) - you deserved it (2356)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47728) - you deserved it (6603)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (22517)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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