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cloboandamando

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cloboandamando : well you see me and my best friend manda thought it would be silly to make oursleves an account...we love this website......fml=life

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Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

by Rachel / 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy