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by Anonymous / 02/18/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Transportation
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by nycol / 02/17/2012 at 9:13am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by thatoneperson / 02/17/2012 at 7:43am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 3:01am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
by Tay / 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Username / 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by mypoolisstilldirty / 02/16/2012 at 11:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
by parkertownparadise / 02/16/2012 at 2:43am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…