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by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by unknown / 02/26/2012 at 8:53am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by katams / 02/26/2012 at 7:28am / United States / Animals
by whattabrat / 02/26/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by baconandkittens / 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
by badmom / 02/25/2012 at 6:25am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm / United States / Health
by wobble... / 02/23/2012 at 6:29am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Blueshock08 / 02/23/2012 at 2:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AnastasiyaNicholas / 02/18/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Ohio) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…