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Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

#20460703
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43611) - you deserved it (5998)

On 01/15/2013 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

#20438439
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50778) - you deserved it (4697)

On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML

#20023891
122 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

#19966963
133 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26493) - you deserved it (2400)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
112 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27290) - you deserved it (3082)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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