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Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML


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On 09/28/2013 at 6:53am - misc - by blackcat37 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML


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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML


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On 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm - animals - by whykarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML


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On 03/26/2013 at 10:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

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