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clb2009
  • Town/Country : Troutville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
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Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (176044) - you deserved it (19116)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)



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