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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (4084)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

#19954505
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (1570)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

#19381159
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26257) - you deserved it (3030)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30022) - you deserved it (6018)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

#6970974
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (2604)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML

#6646693
105 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

#6369387
48 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by betamaxjim (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)



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