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  • Town/Country : San Francisco
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21429) - you deserved it (6674)

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