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by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm / Miscellaneous
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
by superconfused16 / 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by kiki / 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by WorstLifeEver / 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm / United States / Intimacy
by burgeee / 03/18/2010 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
by amburrr / 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here". She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
by nomorebeard / 03/25/2009 at 10:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Cindy / 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…