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Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After te looool talk, e wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39891) - you deserved it (1855)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4516)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my ouse got broken into. Tankfully tey didn't steal anyting. Tey did, owever, move tings around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I ave severe OCD, so tis is probably worse tan if tey ad taken everyting. FML

#17549982
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (3934)

On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, mah dad came to mah graduate art show wereing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was at a grocery store with mah 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." real FML

#15628215
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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

TODAY, I WALKED INTO A ROOM, WHERE A GUY WAS VIOLENTLY PICKING HIS NOSE. HE KEPT PICKING. A VERY PRETTY GIRL WALKED IN AFTER ME, AND HE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED AND SAT UP STRAIGHT. APPARENTLY, I'M TOO UGLY TO MOTIVATE STRANGERS TO STOP EXCAVATING THERE NASAL CAVITIES. BIG FAT FML

#15546142
125 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States

Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

#15427360
237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son ad pooped in te scool yard ten gave te teacer a ziploc bag and commanded er to pick it up. He said e was trying to imitate our dog. mega FML

#15328400
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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today... mah roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door an lying motionless in a bathtub full of water an red coloring. When I went... horrified... to take a closer look... he lunged at me an screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah girlfriend dumped me 4 the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

#14456852
82 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I learnd that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow an an apparent hairiness over mah mouth!! By the way, I'm a girl!! FML

#13764859
121 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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