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by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
by WTFwhywouldyoudothat / 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Miscellaneous
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals
by ravenskater / 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm / Kids
Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
by uggo / 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by negin / 03/22/2011 at 3:23am / Animals
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
by anonymous / 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm / Kids
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
by Scaredwitless / 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous