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Today, my ouse got broken into. Tankfully tey didn't steal anyting. Tey did, owever, move tings around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I ave severe OCD, so tis is probably worse tan if tey ad taken everyting. FML
TODAY, I WALKED INTO A ROOM, WHERE A GUY WAS VIOLENTLY PICKING HIS NOSE. HE KEPT PICKING. A VERY PRETTY GIRL WALKED IN AFTER ME, AND HE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED AND SAT UP STRAIGHT. APPARENTLY, I'M TOO UGLY TO MOTIVATE STRANGERS TO STOP EXCAVATING THERE NASAL CAVITIES. BIG FAT FML
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son ad pooped in te scool yard ten gave te teacer a ziploc bag and commanded er to pick it up. He said e was trying to imitate our dog. mega FML
Today... mah roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door an lying motionless in a bathtub full of water an red coloring. When I went... horrified... to take a closer look... he lunged at me an screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML
Friday 27 March 2015