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Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
by JohnyP / 07/09/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by monquiqui / 07/04/2011 at 1:45am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
by sadcase / 04/12/2011 at 10:01am / Australia / Health
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Animals
Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML
by melean / 10/04/2010 at 2:37am / Trinidad and Tobago / Money
by kinky / 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Wawawiwa / 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm / Namibia (Windhoek) / Intimacy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
by Chichensoup / 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- Today, while talking to my dad, he threw a ball to me and it nailed me in the nuts. I stumbled back… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, in front of my brother and sister, my mother loudly proclaimed that I'm her favorite child…