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Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

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On 08/30/2012 at 4:04am - misc - by freaked out - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

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255 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)



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