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About cl9595 : I like harry potter. (:

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Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35379) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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