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About ckcortez : Hello, let me tell you about Miss Cortez. Miss Cortez doesn't usually describe herself in third person, but right now you could hate on it 'cause she don't give a flying HOO HAA. Miss Cortez isn't a princess, she's the type of person who cares about what's important, laughs at whatever, (may have perverted sense of humor when appropriate- but most of the time a smart ass), & SHE HAS AN AMAZING BOYFRIEND. (; She's just another Mexican living in Alaska, and lives in an igloo with pet penguins. Message me, I respond right away!
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Monday 30 November 2015