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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ckcortez : Hello, let me tell you about Miss Cortez. Miss Cortez doesn't usually describe herself in third person, but right now you could hate on it 'cause she don't give a flying HOO HAA. Miss Cortez isn't a princess, she's the type of person who cares about what's important, laughs at whatever, (may have perverted sense of humor when appropriate- but most of the time a smart ass), & SHE HAS AN AMAZING BOYFRIEND. (; She's just another Mexican living in Alaska, and lives in an igloo with pet penguins. Message me, I respond right away!

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Visits<b>dafuck_15</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 1:40pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 4:52pm<b>Eggploint</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 7:11pm<b>swishish</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 4:29am<b>Ambient25</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 4:59am<b>TheApostate</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 4:38pm<b>eyunayev</b> - the 09/17/2013 at 8:44am<b>_Willa_</b> - the 09/02/2013 at 1:54am<b>chilltime</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 4:28pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/11/2013 at 7:49am<b>angelitared</b> - the 08/05/2013 at 11:09pm<b>possy</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 7:58pm<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 4:58pm<b>rachel_h</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 6:53pm<b>Ed19602</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 10:42am<b>Covenant74</b> - the 07/06/2013 at 1:09am<b>luminis12</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 6:56am<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 9:52am

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