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cjack188
  • Town/Country : Gold Coast, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cjack188 : The name's Cameron Jackson, I study town planning at Griffith Uni on the Gold Coast, qld Australia (first year). I love the sims 3, Harry potter, desperate housewives (t.v series). I'm always open to meeting new ppl and hearing other ppls stories, that's why I love this site :)

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Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

#20192033
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31633) - you deserved it (272)

On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

#20188582
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14672) - you deserved it (1812)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13455) - you deserved it (932)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

#20075771
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21214) - you deserved it (1465)

On 09/17/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by twinkletoes (woman) - United States

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

#20060052
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17422) - you deserved it (7184)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, everyone at work asked about the awful, twisted wound on my hand. I was too embarrassed to admit to having torn my skin apart with a pair of tweezers while trying to remove a splinter. FML

#20055992
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10448) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by frustrated (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

#20045388
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (1069)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

#20045097
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13258) - you deserved it (5658)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm - misc - by arh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

#20045096
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17052) - you deserved it (1007)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

#20045096
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17052) - you deserved it (1007)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML

#19942107
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13670) - you deserved it (4213)

On 07/15/2012 at 5:52pm - health - by Tori (woman) - Australia

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19932) - you deserved it (381)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15929) - you deserved it (2242)

On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML

#10132808
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6803) - you deserved it (28390)

On 04/25/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
814 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97099) - you deserved it (56279)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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