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Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9152) - you deserved it (28493)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36461) - you deserved it (4473)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42038) - you deserved it (9128)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
203 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28910) - you deserved it (7319)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37340) - you deserved it (2225)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12807) - you deserved it (61372)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML

#18577886
183 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 7:04am - misc - by JackSteely -

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30554) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9371) - you deserved it (31496)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26147) - you deserved it (3129)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18063) - you deserved it (27579)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada



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