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Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whippd cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

#4877720
126 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS GOING 73 IN A 55 ON A COUNTRY ROADHEN AN ONCOMING COP PASSD ME . HE PULLD A U TURN . I TURND OFF THE MAIN ROAD AND TOOK RANDOM TURNS . I GOT LOST, WAS 30 MINUTES LATE TO WORK, AND THE COP STILL FOUND ME AND GAVE ME TWO TICKETS . I HAD TO ASK HIM FIR DIRECTIONS . FML

#1021876
126 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm - work - by TheBRADLeyB (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me cuz apparently I need to "grow up". He is the oneho plays excesive Call of Duty an still has Pokémon an Bionicles in his room. FML

#856956
469 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by phreshrice (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minute into the flight I noticed mah fly was open. The lady woke to me with mah hands in mah crotch struggling to zip up mah fly. FML

#853459
81 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by saltynutz20 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday I Was In A Store Using The Only Bathroom There!! After I Was Done, I Realized I Couldn't Open The Door!! Panicked It Locked Me In, I Banged On The Door, And Screamed 4 Help!! The Security And Ahole Group Of People Gathered, Only To Find That I Was Pulling The Door Instead Of Pushing It!! FML

#851826
106 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

TODAY I WAS AT WORK AT A LOCAL HOT DOG CHAIN. A CHILD (ABOUT 10 WHO I'VA SAAN THARA BAFORA) CUMMAD IN TO ORDAR FOOD FOR HIS DAD. HA ORDARS VARY AXCITADLY AND I TOLD HIM HA'D BA A GRAAT WORKAR HARA WHAN HA GATS OLDAR. HA SAID "OH NO MY DAD SAYS I'M TOO SMART TO WORK IN A PLACA LYK THIS." FML

#850361
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On 04/07/2009 at 8:50am - work - by GT716 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I Was At A Window Saat On A Bus Full Of Paopla Whan I Saw A Parson Lying Motionlass In A Guttar. I Jumpd Up, Naarly Hystarical, Scraaming Fir Tha Drivar To Stop Bacausa Thara Was A Guy Raally Hurt On Tha Road. An Amargancy Stop And Huga Commotion Ansud. It Turnd Out To Ba Soma Garbaga. FML

Yastarday I was ungry an dacidad to nibbla on soma caaz-its I ad in my room. Aftar I ad anjoyad soma of tam I lookad into ta box to saa ow many I ad laft ara I noticad a lot of littla black moving dots. Apparantly I wasn't ta only ona anjoying ta crackars. FML

#827222
113 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by hungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a littlehile, I noticed looool that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday fir april fools day , my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher!! During our daily meditation time , while his eyes were closed , we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom!! Two minutes later he opened his eyes , locked us out , and called the dean to give us all detention!! FML

#760336
121 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)

Taday as a joke , mah friends plastic wrapped me to mah bed while I was sleeping , I had an allergic reaction to the plastic an had to have the girl I lyk come cut me out an give me mah meds. I sleep naked an was unable to putted on cloths during this time. She saw me naked , swollen an with hives. fat FML

#758026
106 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee . The employees told me that there was no more coffee . I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day . They had been yelling back the whole time . Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's . fat FML

#757455
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9065) - you deserved it (104184)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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