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citygirlnomore
  • Town/Country : blah, blah
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 650
  • Number of comments : 89
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Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandma told me to f*** off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)