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cindybuzz
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 7545
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918 (345)

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (32809)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

#15591776 (345)

I agree, your life sucks (19280) - you deserved it (4332)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

Today, my sister thought it would be hilarious to tell our strict Catholic parents I was sleeping around and had gotten pregnant. They believed her, and dragged me down to the clinic for tests. I proved I wasn't pregnant. However, the doctor said it was more than likely that I have an STD. FML

#15587404 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (13271)

On 04/01/2011 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Yolanda19 - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (7069) - you deserved it (49531)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

#15577647 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (26151) - you deserved it (3550)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

#15562306 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML

#15555726 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (29972) - you deserved it (7296)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States