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by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by guest / 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
by owies :( / 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
by Anon_a_mouse / 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML
by kingpin7 / 03/30/2011 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
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