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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7939
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33638) - you deserved it (45298)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

#15591776
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47524) - you deserved it (6178)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9319) - you deserved it (68745)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

#15577647
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (4740)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

#15562306
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34780) - you deserved it (3251)

On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML

#15555726
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40353) - you deserved it (9657)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States



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