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cincin75
  • Town/Country : Tokyo, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1975 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 1589
  • Number of comments : 391
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About cincin75 : I am a Chinese rabbit living in Japan. I supposed to be lack of English performing skill.

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Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15497) - you deserved it (3704)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16761) - you deserved it (1651)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19693) - you deserved it (5155)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

#12969357 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (19826) - you deserved it (3748)

On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

#12967216 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (10317) - you deserved it (24237)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

#12959581 (117)

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - money - by schoolkiddo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

#12955617 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (1954)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (39592) - you deserved it (5647)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

#12948197 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (15946)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

#12946074 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (1627)

On 09/07/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9132) - you deserved it (34652)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

#12916563 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (24402) - you deserved it (3240)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

#12852491 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (42332) - you deserved it (2895)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)



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