About cincifan101 : well frist off, im the one on the left, this pic is really old, and i cant upload new ones. well im a senior in high school,im 18.one of my life goals to go sky diving, i really really want to do it. i play football, i lift weights in the off season its the only sport i play anymore, .love to hang out with friends. i dont drink or smoke. i wanna become a cop, im in the marines, leave for basic in october. just cuz i dont send you a message doesnt mean i dont wanna talk, i prob didnt have time,send me a message, i love meeting new people
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, I tried to get my license. To get that, I needed to show proof of school enrollment. I graduated early, so they told me to get a copy of my diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would need a valid driver's license to access my diploma. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by paradox - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States
Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 9:56am - love - by nu_ravers_101 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom
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