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ciarafox9
  • Town/Country : Oz, Narnia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1449
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ciarafox9 : Feel free to message me, I love getting mail :) if you care, the funniest people on this site are iamscrubs and every1luvsboners ( sorry about the spelling). Follow me on twitter? Irish_CF. I am from Ireland- the land of heroes :) so if you are a fellow leprechaun do not hesitate to message me!

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17010) - you deserved it (60905)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99616) - you deserved it (5896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (3889)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67080) - you deserved it (6317)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
222 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26777) - you deserved it (5408)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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