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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1729
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ciarafox9 : Feel free to message me, I love getting mail :) if you care, the funniest people on this site are iamscrubs and every1luvsboners ( sorry about the spelling). Follow me on twitter? Irish_CF. I am from Ireland- the land of heroes :) so if you are a fellow leprechaun do not hesitate to message me!

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Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

#17249619
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (12057)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18756) - you deserved it (29299)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36345) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

#17247420
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27144) - you deserved it (2293)

On 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by allycat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35873) - you deserved it (3306)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

#17246685
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28720) - you deserved it (3524)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10777) - you deserved it (32703)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22331) - you deserved it (16618)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10261) - you deserved it (43166)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42738) - you deserved it (3281)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32184) - you deserved it (14471)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37666) - you deserved it (2866)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32945) - you deserved it (20262)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113741) - you deserved it (15992)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38356) - you deserved it (4333)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States



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