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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1653
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ciarafox9 : Feel free to message me, I love getting mail :) if you care, the funniest people on this site are iamscrubs and every1luvsboners ( sorry about the spelling). Follow me on twitter? Irish_CF. I am from Ireland- the land of heroes :) so if you are a fellow leprechaun do not hesitate to message me!

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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

#18513087
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (2728)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

#17277458
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26276) - you deserved it (2406)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

#17277146
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19838) - you deserved it (36104)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

#17275625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10839) - you deserved it (37117)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24909) - you deserved it (2709)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

#17271800
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31050) - you deserved it (11817)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27280) - you deserved it (5306)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (4916)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28856) - you deserved it (30338)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29138) - you deserved it (17675)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18256) - you deserved it (34289)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12332) - you deserved it (56551)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (3102)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (8232)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (9122)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)



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