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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5058
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ciaobella : Hey, my name is Cherish. I love doing just about anything. Im a new person if your nice to me, I love to have fun. I play the guitar, write songs, fish, you name it ill do it LOL. Well I guess message me on aim cherishjesse@aim.com if you wanna chat, PS I won't bite. :-)

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ciaobella's favorite FMLs

Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML

#11959
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16318) - you deserved it (30534)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:50pm - misc - by yerbuagalapagos wonder (woman) - Ecuador (Galapagos)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22733) - you deserved it (37284)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (2994)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31931) - you deserved it (3240)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17774) - you deserved it (73307)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38722) - you deserved it (23022)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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