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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4243
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ciaobella : Hey, my name is Cherish. I love doing just about anything. Im a new person if your nice to me, I love to have fun. I play the guitar, write songs, fish, you name it ill do it LOL. Well I guess message me on aim cherishjesse@aim.com if you wanna chat, PS I won't bite. :-)

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ciaobella's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (49114)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46496) - you deserved it (13737)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36618) - you deserved it (9479)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "caution, contents may be stinky." FML

#9913301
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40142) - you deserved it (20000)

On 04/16/2010 at 12:03am - intimacy - by shmelly - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48890) - you deserved it (9604)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (7926)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34652) - you deserved it (4503)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23587) - you deserved it (2991)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (4403)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73842) - you deserved it (5824)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

#4751851
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (3295)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27220) - you deserved it (59795)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (254015)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

#1694711
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63497) - you deserved it (5735)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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