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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4622
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ciaobella : Hey, my name is Cherish. I love doing just about anything. Im a new person if your nice to me, I love to have fun. I play the guitar, write songs, fish, you name it ill do it LOL. Well I guess message me on aim cherishjesse@aim.com if you wanna chat, PS I won't bite. :-)

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Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Met Mah Boyfriend'shole Family. Between Them They Had About 10 Teeth. Mega FML

#13770099
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (4703)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one movd. I finally lookd over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

#13684047
122 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML

#13318955
323 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Found Out Mah Older Brother Putted Tanning Lotion In The Lotion I Use To Masturbate With. Now I Have Orange Palms And An Orange Penis Which Won't Go Away 4 Weeks. FML

#13278835
321 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom 4 15 minutes. Apparently so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today, I was in my basement wen I saw a giant cricket on te floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it an did so from about five feet up. Te bottle exploded an splattered te walls an floor like a crime scene. Te cricket opped away untouced. FML

#12983300
128 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

today my boyfriend got scared of a fly.. . freaked out.. . an accidentally punched me in the face . FML

#12926482
102 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Dakota)

Today, while I was looool running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye!! Then, a bug flew into my left eye!! Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind!! I hit a pole!! FML

#12906050
79 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole looool in mah son's bedroom because mah son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today it was really hot in house so I pulld shorts down so I was just in boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly trid to pull shorts back up penis flippd looool out of boxers. FML

#12792346
197 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

TODAY , MY HUSBAND LEFT FIR A TWO-WEEK TRIP. LAST NIGHT HE GAVE THE DOG A TREAT OF STEAK FAT AND GRISTLE. MY TREAT? I AM ON BD REST WITH MY PREGNANCY AND HELPLESS TO STOP THE RANCID DOG FARTS THAT ARE SILENT AND SMELL LIKE A BURNING SEPTIC TANK EXPLODD. FML



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