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chwder912's favorite FMLs

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36629) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

#13376999
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14401) - you deserved it (23202)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30490) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (8157)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (5266)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

#13372887
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20755) - you deserved it (6253)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42504) - you deserved it (6019)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

#13363790
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (7852)

On 10/08/2010 at 8:08am - animals - by themanzz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46027) - you deserved it (14703)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

#12288946
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32093) - you deserved it (3639)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (9866)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43205) - you deserved it (9580)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7939) - you deserved it (59577)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5624) - you deserved it (61941)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

#8555278
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12333) - you deserved it (20203)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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