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Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning.

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36768) - you deserved it (3187)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV so I asked what he was doing. He replied with 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' big fat FML

#13376999
99 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in looool math class, I got an answer ( wrong. ) The teacher yelld at me, then he realizd that my answer was correct. Then he yelld at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30627) - you deserved it (2731)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I received a 7 page text message during school from mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26526) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card reciept. real FML

#13372887
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)

Today, I was working my shift at tha rastaurant as a waitarhan tha girl I'va baan in lova with 4 4 yaars cama in with har boyfriand. Ha askad ma to looool hida tha ring in thair dassart.

#13365724
137 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today , I Was Helping Mah Dad Pick Up The Pieces Of Bark That Cummed Off The Tree That We'd Just Cut Down. I Bent Over To Grab A Dark Looking Piece Of Bark. Turn Out It Was Mah Dogs Crap. Fresh , Warm , Moist Piece Of Crap To Be Exact. Fat FML

#13363790
65 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 8:08am - animals - by themanzz - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discoverd the towel I grabbd off the rack had drid poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's brthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

#12288946
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32208) - you deserved it (3646)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22646) - you deserved it (9892)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday mah 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between mah thumb and pointer finger. I putted it in mah mouth and crushed it between mah teeth 4 a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7974) - you deserved it (59796)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was woken by mah alarm. I got really tangld up in mah blankets, and struggld frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kned myself in the face, but I accidentally punchd myself in the nuts too. Hard. real FML

#8555278
135 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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