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Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

#7842488 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (19860) - you deserved it (2322)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7224) - you deserved it (32663)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (4326) - you deserved it (50663)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

#7789192 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (8916) - you deserved it (23890)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML

#7782560 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (9810) - you deserved it (16860)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

#7780958 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (24558) - you deserved it (2514)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

#7643965 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (21460) - you deserved it (2212)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:12pm - work - by sucksssssss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

#7600232 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (13965) - you deserved it (2274)

On 01/26/2010 at 10:14pm - health - by poops - United States

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

#7585326 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (5143) - you deserved it (13666)

On 01/26/2010 at 3:59am - intimacy - by sexyfail (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

#6896062 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (5139) - you deserved it (20204)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

#4956234 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (7646)

On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom was really mad at me and I was driving her to the grocery store. As she was coming out, I decided to be a good daughter and drive right up to the door so she doesn't have to walk to the car. I ran her over. FML

#4299527 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (34930) - you deserved it (16825)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

#4235040 (472)

I agree, your life sucks (9045) - you deserved it (80952)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

#2597926 (680)

I agree, your life sucks (6222) - you deserved it (87027)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853 (445)

I agree, your life sucks (12029) - you deserved it (94325)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)