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Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm - love - by CombatShadow45 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I submitted an entry for a logo design contest for my employer. Apparently, it is possible to lose a contest even when you had the only entry. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 1:34pm - animals - by PuppyLove2009 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 1:34pm - animals - by PuppyLove2009 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out I asked him about it. He replied. "Don't worry babe, she is perfect and way too good for me". FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 12:09am - love - by Kittykatkrunch (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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