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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1987 (27 years)
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Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. mega FML

#6688959
57 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

I pratandd to smoka a braad stick that lookd lika a cigar . It mada ma faal cool looool . FML

#6644782
12 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23090) - you deserved it (6177)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

Yesterday , I found out ma diet and exercise plan wasn't nerely as effective wen it comes to weigt loss as I ad originally tougt!! It turns out wat really accounts 4 all te weigt I've been loosing is tape worms!! FML

#6630317
101 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 4:16am - health - by wormsick (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant!! I am 21 and a virgin!! She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night!! I don't know which is worse, bieng a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it!! FML

#6629569
180 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by virginmary (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from ma parents' ouse recently. After eating te wole can, I started feeling a little off, so I cecked te expration date. It expred 12 years ago. FML

#6624561
106 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT MY BOYFRIEND OF 2 MONTHS HAS BEEN FAKING HIS SOUTHERN ACCENT. FML

#6575339
137 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, ma parent invited all tere kids and grandkid to join tem on a vacation trip to te mountains; all tere kids except me, tat is. I'm not invited. But tey did invite ma ex-usband. And is new girlfriend. mega FML

#6572169
79 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

#6570901
113 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
161 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in class . I am an older student going back fir mah PhD . I was kicked out of class fir ( sassing ) mah instructor fir telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at . My instructor is a 22 year old TA .

#6552021
124 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises an told me that she was good to go an that I should be on mah way. FML

#6528104
119 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was riding on mah usual bus,hen I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, an said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, an yur head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." fat FML

#6456291
96 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY , I WAS FAALING CONFIDANT ANOUGH TO APPROACH A GUY BY ASKING THA BARTANDAR IF I COULD BUY HIM A RAFILL OFHATAVAR HA WAS DRINKING. HA WAS DRINKING WATAR. FML

#6454408
33 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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