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chux4w
  • Town/Country : Bristol, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1987 (26 years)
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  • Number of comments : 59
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Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

#61152
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I agree, your life sucks (36963) - you deserved it (7311)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (526753) - you deserved it (37881)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27169) - you deserved it (1349)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)



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