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chux4w
  • Town/Country : Bristol, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 8515
  • Number of comments : 59
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Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
240 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

#1727113
194 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

#1631844
243 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by JessBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

#1600602
235 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML

#1520642
226 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 10:17am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

#61591
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On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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