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christyxbee

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 October 1987 (28 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 9899
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About christyxbee : Engaged. Likes cats. Hates spiders. Loves butterflies. Misses her brother dearly in heaven.

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Fucked!<b>joco4</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 9:33pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:25am<b>Yadiloh52</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 3:10am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:05am<b>connaughty0225</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:39pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:03pm<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:17am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 5:56pm

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christyxbee's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

by raz / 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

by emilyhendrix0414 / 09/28/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Animals

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

by PerpetuallyHappy / 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

by holyshitbatman / 09/22/2012 at 10:06am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

by holyshitbatman / 09/22/2012 at 10:06am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

by myself / 09/20/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

by unfortunateMother / 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Kids

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

by MyEarsHurt / 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

by MyEarsHurt / 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

by MyEarsHurt / 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

by MyEarsHurt / 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

by romainmain / 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Animals