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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)
Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)
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